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September 2011
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That moment when you're reading a book and you...
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An actual conversation between me and my mother.
Mom: :(
Me: What?
Mom: Lonely face. :(
Mom: What what?
Me: in the butt
Mom: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Me: gross
Mom: %@#^#%&%@#^@$%@^#$&#&&^*(%@$@$%!
Mom: code for lonely……
Me: well for the son of Mel Brooks
Mom: well tell me a story Dean Martin!!
Me: come on a trip Barbra Streisand
Mom: well I’ll be John Ben Getti!!!!
Me: well I’ll be Kait Middleton
Mom: well kick me twice and call me gum...
“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable....”
– Neil Gaiman
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August 2011
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